funni schtuff
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taco cat backwards is still taco cat
i don’t know what to do with this information
dog food lid backwards is dildo of god
(via love-on-the-murder-scene)
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i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
(via acid-daisies)
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In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).
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Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
(via love-on-the-murder-scene)
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ever notice how work in classes are all called questions but in math theyre called problems
that really speaks to me
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(leans in close to you) (leans closer) (an inch from your ear) (you can feel my hot breath on your skin) (im silent) (i lean in even closer) (my voice is less than a whisper) Soulja boy tell em
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cosmo sex tip #466
instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.
(via pansy-pudding)
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birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
fuckin
crazy ass
bobbleheaded
tiny motherfuckin
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
dragon faced
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
burds
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